Wednesday, 22 October 2008

INSANE Session goes down at Skate MECCA Hengrove!

Yes Yes, another HOT skate session went down tonight at the grove with the usual suspects attending, and some students, and a school kid, and a couple of kids who I presume go to college or something but I can't be sure.



The C&W Great Bob Bo Bobby chewing the fat with Pete Doherty



However, as with any skate session at the hollowed ground of hengrove the session went ORF!

Some CRAZY stunts were laid down by the country and western star Bo Bob Bobbington III such as the DOPE tail skidder thing below!



Styled Out



Even Pete Doherty took time out from his heavy schedule of methadone replacement therapy and dyeing his hair ginger to SHOCK us all with some MAD WOODEN TOY SKILLZ:



Smith Stall



FU FU FRESSSSSSH!



Everyone else skated to the best of their abilities and should also be applauded and deserved to buy themselves a beer (well the adults anyway, and I guess the students might buy some cider or tesco's value lager and some rolling tobacco etc etc, oh and I supposed the school childen can have a curly wurly and a ribena, but only if they brush they're teeth afterwards.)

Friday, 26 September 2008

CRAZY Street session last night!

Yes yes, the time and the place was set for what could only be described as a 'street skate'. Skaters from around the south west gathered at the hollowed skatetopia that was 'the back of Jims office' and set about SHREDDING everything in sight!

First up was some MAD wheely action by the Skate LEGEND Gwildore along the LONGEST Manny pad anyone had seen (in that particular road), not stopping there, Gwildore ROCKED a CRAZY baskside 180 from the road onto the pavement, it was so GNARLY that a passing office worker almost shat his pants! PERRRRP!

We missioned it to the next spot where some student kid who was tagging along did the SICKEST rock n roll on the SICKEST STEEP BANK covered in SICK, the whole CREW instantly BLEW CHUNKS at the SICKNESS coz it was SO SICK!

The CHICKEN LEGGED FREAK they call POULET turned up and used his magic TWEED TRILBY hat wearing STEEZ to ride UP and then DOWN the flatbank with the apparent ease of someone who doesn't have drumsticks for limbs..CRAZY.

The red brick banks in town where the next spot to be hit with everyone KILLING it by rolling up and down and doing some tricks and stuff, it was RAD and the local office workers could bearly believe that this level of skateboarding was happening right infront of their office windows!

A couple of FIXIE PIXIES turned up to see what the commotion was all about and gave MAD PROPS to the POSSE by doing a WHEELIE AND SKID display! FRESH!

Loads more spots were hit up and loads of security guards earned they're money by doing they're best BIG DADDY or GIANT HAYSTACKS impressions behind the big glass doors of office buildings.. EASY! EASY! EASY!

All in all the STREET SKATE was regarded by all as the RADDEST street session to go down in the last week at least. SKATE AND DESTROY!

Monday, 22 September 2008

CRAZY SKATE AND FIXIE PHOTOS OMG!!

As promised here is photographic evidence of the MAD session that went down in Victoria park last week, heres Bob just about to BLAST into a smith grind... SICK

Bob Pre Smith

Same move different angle..CHECK THE STEEZ

Bob Smith

Those crazy fixie riders were having a BLAST, RIDING ABOUT, and EATING!

Fixie Brothers

As you can see, it was a HEAVY session, one kid exclaiming 'your the shit!' or something like that.

Peas out you lovers or all things RAD!

Thursday, 18 September 2008

NEW NEWS IN THE WORLD OF EXTREEM SPORTS

Yes Yes! Last night, Bath, in the south west of the uk, was invaded by an angry mob of skatboarders and fixie riding MANIACS to bring on some Xtreeem action, the session that took place at 'Victoria Park skateboarding and fixie riding training facility' was described by onlookers as 'possibly the sickest skateboarding and fixie riding they've seen that evening' , 'Shouldn't you be wearing pads doing that stuff?' and 'Nice bike mate, can I have a go?' RAD!

Some sick lines were laid down as one fixie rider did a massive SKID, and a skateboarder almost landed a slide on his board or something.

PHOTOS COMING SOON!