Wednesday, 12 November 2008

SKATE action in CRAZY European Skate Tour!

HOLY MOLEY! This week saw the THE CREAM OF THE XTREEM travelling on an intrepid SKATERPLANKING tour into the little known EU member state WALES!!!
North of France and East of Ireland, Wales is a sparcely populated country but due to very forward thinking artists and architects has been transformed into a self styled SKATE UTOPIA, the chance to experience the vibrancy and culture of such a country could not be missed!

Following our guide we made our way to the bustling city KNEW PORTH and to a SECRET UNDERGROUND wooden WONDERLAND just ready for severe SHRALPAGE! (we ain't gonna tell you where it is kids as it looked totally ILLEGAL!)

This place had everything a THANE RIPPER needed to satisfy they're THANE ADDICTION with arial ramps, grinder boxes and roller bumps of all kinds! KILLER!

BOB BO BIDDLY BO got to business straight away with a text book styled out TRUCK N BOARD SLIDER! Check that Kid in the backround! HE WAS LOVING IT!

By now a HUGE crowd had gathered

and witnessed the MADDENING SICKNESS of the XTREEM TEAM DISPLAY TEAM DOUBLE SLIDER that literally made the local kids go MAD......LITERALLY!

Some other CRAZY Stuff was going down on the other side of the park but no one was there to witness it so we can't say what it was, but you can bet that it was RIPPING!

Habgoose moved on to the more techical area of the skateboard course and mavelled at the build quality by sticking the RADDEST Jump to Wobbly Wall Roller trick like the PRO that he is! GOOD ON YA HABGOOSE!

Thats it for now GNAR FOLLOWERS, remember to keep the DREAM XTREEEM!

Saturday, 1 November 2008


Some, well actually one, of the UK's top BOWL riding legends suprised and EXCITED at least two local children who where not entirely indifferent to the CRAZY FOUR WHEELED ACTION put down on saturday morning at the all new Filton mud wrestling and action sports arena!

Joe Habgoose astounded onlookers as he rolled his way round the concrete skateboarding course REALLY FAST and LAUNCHED himself into the air even using his hands to grip the board! MENTAL!

Along side Joe, a host of notible riders from throughout the southwest came along to LAY down some seriously GNARLY STEEZ as the session began to HEAT up in the BARELY ABOVE FREEZING temperatures!

A young ripper, Frank, formally a Gangbanger and drug dealer from TOTTERDOWN, showed how he has managed to turn his life around with the help of his love of the LORD JESUS CHRIST and ACTIONSPORTS to become one of THE up and commers of the UK skate scene representing in fine style. Here he is SLAYING his demons on the street course with his SLIDING DOWN THE RAIL DOGMA! ... PRAISE BE!

The half-man half-roastdinner known as Poulet layed some serious BIZNESS down in the bowl with the smoothest wheely grinders ever seen that morning while managing to fulfill his obligations as a part-time hair model.

Taking some time from his current UK tour, the dixie star Bob Bobbington III plucked a nice little pivot from his ever expanding list of BOARD WIZARDRY to silence the doubters that Banjo Picking legends can't lay it down when its needs laying down YEEEEEHAAAH!

The session continued and sweet skateboarding went down, tricks were landed such as ARIALS, GRINDERS and other stuff which was RAD. FATHERS skated with SONS and SONS snaked FATHERS and everyone had a very lovely time and coffee was drunk from thermos flasks. DOPE!

Until Next time X-TEEE-REEEEM Fans!